when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti 

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Hardin Scott 

The hottest frat boy out there.. be careful though, you might fall for him at first glance.. but who hasn’t?

girl #1: woah who’s that guy over there?

girl #2: that’s hardin scott! i know, the first time i saw him i practically fell for him too..

Hardin Scott by julia-nicole April 25, 2019

Scottie 

A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.

Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.

Scottie by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

scitties

scitties (singular scitty) refers to goodtimeswithscar's minecraft tits. they are huge and we love them

this is me joining the war on scitties on the side of the scitties

scitties by iron-sides July 13, 2022

Hey all Scott here 

A common saying by Scott the Woz

Hey all Scott here, and holy sh*t

Hey all Scott here by Noobster40956 May 10, 2019

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

Black Scottish Cyclops by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013