sonned 

1. to be completely and utterly defeated or destroyed by another individual with extreme prejudice
2. to be owned, or served in utter humiliation or submission
3. to father

1,2. "Yo, this Jackie Chan mothafucka tried to fight me and I sonned the shit out of him."

3. "Tyrone, come look at the beautiful child you have sonned."

sonned by Jersey the bitch November 10, 2008

Sconner 

When a person has no pubic hair they are known as a sconner. (Derogatory)

WestMidlands,U.K decent

Daphney:I saw Stuart showering he had no pubes, he's a sconner.

Sconner by Tomo1811 March 17, 2008

sonned 

1) The action of being capable of calling someone else "son", in a derogatory sense.

Wow, you just got sonned.

sonned by Brad C December 30, 2005

Sconner 

Someone who has no pubic hair due to shaving or just lack of hormones.

You nan, mother and any other distant relation... probably you

Sconner by Faggit April 4, 2003

Get sonned 

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.

*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

Get sonned by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

ScannedPort 

ScannedPort is a well known HAX0R IN new nmap zVG vulnerabilities and zeroday attacks

ScannedPort hello ScannedPort g mans what’s up

ScannedPort by S3annedp0rt November 23, 2020

Sconed 

Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.

You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.

Sconed by MK friends May 26, 2021