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Sawed Off Fuck 

A short man/woman that acts like an asshole
Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!
Sawed Off Fuck by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016

sawed-off shotgun

A regular double barrel shotgun, except someone took the time and effort to saw off a few centimeters from the barrel (and possibly the stock as well). this modified firearm is very useful for short-range crowd-control.
A sawed-off shotgun is easier to hide in a tuxedo than the original shotgun.

sawed-off human 

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person
Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

Sawed-off Faggot 

A name someone calls a person when they get killed by a person using a sawed-off shotgun in Gears of War 3
Jared: Man i'm wrecking with the gnasher right now

*gets killed by the sawed-off shotgun*

Jared: WOW WTF YOU SAWED-OFF FAGGOT!
Sawed-off Faggot by CA-MACHO October 4, 2011

Sawed Off T 

When you take a T-shirt and you saw and or cutt off the sleeves making said t-shirt into a tank top
Totally turned that old shirt into a sawed off T
Sawed Off T by Iwasright February 6, 2015

sawed-off cocksucker

A castrated homosexual, used to describe those who, while driving, commit any of the following transgressions:
1)Sit still at a green light.
2)Change lanes more that three times on the same block
3) cut off another drive (some exceptions, see #4)
4)Speed up when another driver uses their signal, so as to prevent the changing of lanes
5) Plays Chicken at a stop sign without right-of way
6) Goes under the speed limit at ANY time.
Also used to describe cyclists who insist on using two lane, two way roads.
1) Let me over, you sawed-off cocksucker, or I WILL run you into the median!!!
2) Can't these sawed-off cocksuckers find another place to ride they're fucking bikes?
3) Green means GO, you sawed-off-cocksucking-piece-of-shit!!!!!