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Slack Roping 

The act of performing or recieving a handjob while mainting a limp penis.
Chris got slack roped by a cross dresser the other night.

Dave slack ropes dudes for crack rock.

You're ugly enough to give me a slack rope.
"I was really bored so I let Alexa give me an unbelievable slack roping"

I got some mad slack rope at Tam Tam's he other day.
Slack Roping by themaloonanalraper September 23, 2009
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A sport commonly known to gods, or elite athletes. where depending on the boat size; 8 lunatics pull on a levered ore to feel the excruciating pain flow through their forearms and thighs. A sport where mental strength is the key to winning. And taking one stroke off, would be giving up and surrendering to the other "crews."
The Harvard Rowing team is one of the fastest

Rowing is the only sport where you don't play with your balls.
rowing by lgcrew December 25, 2010
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While receiving a blowjob, continuously hitting and/or scraping the top of the giver's mouth.
I accidentally made my girlfriend gag last night because I kept roofing her.
Roofing by L3pr3chaun3 October 1, 2017

Rowing Girls 

Rowing girls are crazy hot and dedicated. If they dont have a pretty face they got a pretty body. They always busy cause of practice but if your an athlete you know. Best to date them if your athlete too cause you both understand dedication. They hard on themselves and work themselves past the limit so appreciate those girls. (Check out their rowers butt and thighs n those shorts damnn)
RJ: Bruh my gf got a fat ass lmao she a rower
Tyrone: rowers are crazy hot to fuck they take all your commands like the masochists they are
Luis: Bro if rowing girls can’t use their broken ass hands they gonna have to use their mouths
RJ: I ain’t complainin

Locals: Bruh rowings a sport?
Rowing Girls by tyr0nezz387 November 23, 2019

Rowing With Joel 

Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.
'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'

'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'

'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'

'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'

'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'

'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'
In online game playing, "roping" is when one player deliberately slows down the gameplay in hopes his/her opponent will concede rather than keep playing.

This term originates from the Hearthstone game, which showed a burning rope about 30 seconds before your turn would time out. "Roping" meant to delay finishing your turn until the rope started to burn (or even until just before the rope burned out).
Roping should really only be frustrating if you think you're winning, but only the most dedicated fans will put up with very much of it.
roping by Byron Christopher November 3, 2019

Celery Roping

Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refer to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.
Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.
Celery Roping by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021