Dog Dick Red 

A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.

When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.

Also normally having a baby dick

Dog Dick Red by Real Deal Phil July 8, 2019

Red Dot Dick

RDD... when you have sex so ferociously with out a condom that in the morning you have red dots on your dick..
could also be early signs of a VD
what happens when you hit a skanky girl raw daddy

I shoulda never done that prostitute without a condom... I woke up this morning with Red Dot Dick.

Red Dot Dick by j nellie December 4, 2007

Red Wine Vinegar Dick 

The syndrome which affects uncircumcised men’s cherry red dick heads. Since the cock is un-cut, the dick head stay raw in nature and ferments in a saucy cocktail of sweat, urine, semen, dead skin, and bacteria. Given the colour of the penis head, the nature of the fluid underneath the foreskin, the Red Wine Vinegar Dick name is applicable.

Rocco, the un-snipped pig dick Italian has Red Wine Vinegar Dick. This is due too his aggressive foreskin and lame personal hygiene regiment.

Red Wine Vinegar Dick by Realist Craiger October 13, 2009

dick sucking red 

The color Nick paints his pinky nails with.

Person 1: Yo, Nick painted his nails again

Person 2: Yeah, his pinky is dick sucking red.

dick sucking red by Dmonhey December 25, 2021

Red Dicked 

Getting caught in the middle of a rape.

In this weeks rapists weekly we lost one of our own, as Dr. Jain was caught red dicked with one of his patients.

Red Dicked by McDangerousML7 July 4, 2009

red hot dicking

are you joking me

Holly:Hey freak
Cheyanna: Shut up your a Cheesebutt
Holly: Are you Red hot dicking me right now!!!

red hot dicking by Holly and Cheyanna October 29, 2008

red hot dicking

are you kidding me

cheyenne: buttcheese.
holly: Are you red hot dicking me right now?

red hot dicking by holly & cheyenne September 24, 2008