Splatoon ranked 

F*CK YOU B*TCH YOU SHOULD’VE GIVEN ME THAT F*CKING CLAM AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I COULD’VE GOT US TO X-RANK IF I GOT THAT ONE F*CKING CLAM

I’m so glad that Splatoon ranked is over and I can use my aerospray in turf and get camped by carry bucket

Splatoon ranked by Notatrashcan January 16, 2021

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 

Spamton

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Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022

Rarted 

The absolute worst insult you could ever, ever say. Nothing could ever top this insult, and if it doesn't completely obliterate the victim, it will leave them soulless, damned to walk this Earth forever.

Greg: Hey dude what's up
Josh: Dude shut up you are rarted
Greg: *Fades into non-existance*

Rarted by Idiotwithoutalife June 3, 2018

Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

Pounded like a rented gerbil by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

You are rarted 

Nicknamed, the 'friendship ender," this phrase was famously used by Joseph man9062 to roast the HECC out of some youtuber. This insult has been proven to cause anal hemorraging, and must be avoided at all costs. An easy way to avoid this insult is to say "no u" or immediately rush to the hospital.

"Get out of here, KID!"

"You are rarted."

Bully proceeds to spill massive amount of blood from his anus and groin area

You are rarted by Ayyyyyylamo May 10, 2018

R U RARTED 

The smart way to call someone retarded

This insult trumps all comebacks including but not limited to

No u
reverse
I know you are but what am I ...etc

Guy 1: Ur Mom Gay
Guy 2: No U
Guy 1: R U Rarted

R U RARTED by Green Wood Cememery June 6, 2018

rahted 

this is a jamaican word was not originated in london but is use frequently by londoners. this word is is the america equivalent to "oh shit". it is an exclamation that is used when something suprising happens.

for example: rahted! where did that car come from
or
rahted that guy jus got knocked the fuck out
or rahted that guy jus got shot for saying rahted originated in london when it came from jamaica to rahted!

rahted by Killa Kem September 29, 2005