rafter shafter

A variant of the 69 position involving a horizontal beam. Person A hangs upside down while person B stands on an item of appropriate height to facilitate a junk in face orientation for both parties. Although originally developed in a log cabin, this position may be applied creatively to a variety of locations including sailboats and monkey bars. Other names include the beam ream, the leaky ceiling, the km special, the log snog, and the boom bang (nautical).

We were caught doing a rafter shafter and tried to explain we were fixing a leaky ceiling.

rafter shafter by karlslashwarren August 14, 2008

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Rafter durability test

To hang your self from the rafters, usually at school

Some kid at my school did some rafter durability testing after failing math

Rafter durability test by The fact checkers union January 21, 2021

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rafter party

When somebody hangs themselves from a load bearing beam located above the ceiling, especially when in the presence of others performing the same.

John: Bro, everything has been terrible this week and I just need some relief. Maybe we should try cocaine?
Gerald: Nah, bro, I’ve got a better idea! Let’s round the boys up for the rafter party to clear our minds.

rafter party by MsMaryS July 7, 2023

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Pat Rafter

It means 'speak to you after' in a daft Irish dialect. Similar to 'Cockney Rhyming Slang', they say words that kinda rhyme, but make no sense/are impossible to work out.
...Funny though! For more great sayings consult your local Irish friend...

Michelle: k im really bowing out this time mateso...hugs and kisses. Pat rafter :D x

Ash: What the hell?! Speak English you silly Irish pikey!

Pat Rafter by The Real Johnny Doe January 7, 2010