pushing tea 

Dealing marijuana. "Pushing" means drug dealing, and "tea" means marijuana.

"My daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me, my grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea, my sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress... goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess!"
-West side story song Gee Officer Krupke

the grandma is pushing tea, so she deals marijuana. badass grandma.

pushing tea by castfire11 June 10, 2010

pushing flowers 

1. Dead
2. Exhausted; feeling dead

I have been awake for 24 hours. I am pushing flowers, man.

pushing flowers by hershey8010 December 28, 2013

pushing up daisies 

A phrase used to describe someone dead. You will be in the ground dead so therefore daisies will grow on you, and you will be "pushing up daisies"

Joe "Hey i don't like you"
Steve "You wanna fight?"
Joe "Don't fight me or you'll be pushing up daisies"

Bill "Did you hear about Steve?"
Tom "Ya i heard he got into a fight"
Bill "Ya, now he's just pushing up daisies."

pushing up daisies by koolkid... October 7, 2009

Pushing 🅿️ 

If your pushing p it basically mean your keeping it real

Pushing 🅿️>Aboww

Pushing 🅿️ by D20mcr January 15, 2022

Pushing P (Real Definition)

Pushing P basically means you like shit shoved up your ass

Ayo he Pushing P (Real Definition)

Pushing P (Real Definition) by YURRRGOAT12312512 January 21, 2022

Pushing Chain 

Similar to Whiskey Dick, Pushing Chain is the act of inserting the tip of ones semi-flacid penis into a vagina and attempting to have sex unsuccessfully. As you thrust, the force behind the penis will cause it to fold upon itself due to its softened state, similar to the links of a chain when inward force is applied. This results in an unpleasurable experience for all parties.

Unless of course you are aspiring to push chain, in which case, you will have achieved satisfaction.

Runnin' train, pushing chain, takin' names!

Pushing Chain by SweelCity March 9, 2011

Human Punching Bag 

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.

"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

Human Punching Bag by Peter-Parker March 22, 2010