Eli Primmer
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Primed Life
When someone is living an extravegant life full of on-the-edge experiences and partying. These people are usually very popular and party alot.
"Damn. Joe is living a primed life. He parties with Playboy Bunnies everynight."
"and he lives in a penthouse in beverly hills."
"and he lives in a penthouse in beverly hills."
Primed Life by sukram23 May 10, 2010
primed cannon
A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.
The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."
"Agh, gross."
"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
"Agh, gross."
"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
primed cannon by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009
Primed Up
When you’re getting yourself ready to do something. Usually pre-gaming for activities, rather it’s to go out or for a sexual performance.
Primed Up by Thesenutzonyochin July 24, 2020