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PONY.MOV 

An online animated parody series of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It consists of the seven main characters (Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Spike) with their original appearances, but the ponies have different cutie marks and most of them have very different voices than those from the TV series. Their personalities are also greatly altered; for example, Fluttershy in the TV show is very kind to animals and has a gentle voice; in the PONY.MOV series she kills animals as well as Rainbow Dash with a chainsaw and talks like Fat Albert.
Each of the episodes focuses on one character in particular, much like the television show. They are, as of July 27, 2012, APPLE.MOV (Applejack), DRESS.MOV (Rarity), SHED.MOV (Fluttershy), MAGIC.MOV (Twilight), and PARTY.MOV (Pinkie Pie). Also there is a short dedicated to Spike titled SPIKE.MOV. There is one more episode to be made, SWAG.MOV (Rainbow Dash).
How to summarize the PONY.MOV series up to now:
Twilight: Spike, this is supposed to be an intervention, where is everypony?
Spike: Applejack's in a coma, Rarity is being held captive by Mexicans, Fluttershy's in the nuthouse and Rainbow Dash is dead.
-From PARTY.MOV
PONY.MOV by 7Flyer July 28, 2012

One Horse Pony 

A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".
*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."
One Horse Pony by senior jota December 22, 2020

Pokeyidiot 

A person who wanders aimlessly, while playing Pokemon Go
Did you see that pokeyidiot? He almost walked into that tree!

Pokey idiot 

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.
Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!

watercolored pony 

A tye dyed, berry flavored condom made only for men with very large dicks.
I'm on my way, want me to bring a watercolored pony?

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .
Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony