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Ski Poling  

1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.

2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.

3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.

2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.

3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
Ski Poling by DFaFH July 7, 2007

Tad poling 

A word for when someone rejects your tongue being inserted to their mouth so you end up licking their teeth.
I rejected his pull so he ended up Tad poling me, it was so awkward.
Tad poling by Gemash July 18, 2011

Arctic poling 

When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.
I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.
Arctic poling by B_Diddy October 25, 2006

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.
Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.
Totem poling by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016

Ernest Poling 

Cute , Nice , Country Boy , Kaitlins Boyfriend , Sweet , Charming , Cuddly , Etc <3
Beka : Omg he is such a ernest poling.

Reba : I know right!
Ernest Poling by Southsidethief August 2, 2021

National Mr.Poling Day 

A day that will never be forgotten, this day is the mark of an event that put the black community down 100 points.
*Black Kid edits classroom*
Mr.Poling: What you lookin at n*****
Happy National Mr.Poling Day!
National Mr.Poling Day by Sirgie October 11, 2023