When one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.
A: This assignment sucks. I've been procastinating...cleaning my room...watching mid afternoon TV...taking the dog for the walk. I better get into this work then.
an United Legend that disrespected his club and his coach for being too much time in bench than Fred also the lack of supports he had and reported it to his #1 Fan Piers Morgan to seek for People sympathy for his situation.
A combination of the words "post," "boast," and "poaching." It is a reflexive action of participating in social mediaculture of displaying ones personal life out of temptation to compete with their peers, while inadvertently volunteering personal information about the self and ones relatives.
person1: Did you see person2's vacation photos?
person3: Man, person2's personal account of their own life is amazing!
person1: they poasted all their kids bullshit while vacating up in dat 'Cun (Cancun)
person3: Back in the day, we had to get a parent signature on a piece of paper and bring it back to class have our photo taken for the public. That poasting has to stop!