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playing with pearl 

When a woman gets herself off by rubbing her clit or "pink pearl."
"Whoa! I totally walked in on your roommates last night, and they were BOTH playing with pearl! I had to pull out my cock and join them!"

or

"Maybe you would not be so sore, madam, if you spent a bit less time playing with pearl."

playing fruit ninja 

suggests someones cutting themselves
'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

playing in the snow

Snorting cocaine, or about to do it
Let's go play in the snow later. She's playing in the snow

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.
I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

Liverpool are playing at home 

Euphemism for a woman's menstrual period.
'I have to go to the ladies room to change my tammy, liverpool are playing at home'

Rage playing

When a person gets so angry while playing a game, that instead of rage quitting, they become a diabolical plotting beast of pure skill and dominate the game they are playing.
Crappy Player-"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MOTHERF-CKERS" (A few minutes later) "Hmmm top of the score board, HAHA BITCHES!"

"So how'd you do on that tournament yesterday?" "Well I was losing then I started Rage playing." "What?" "In other words everyone was utterly destroyed."