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Phelpsing 

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.
Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.
Phelpsing by ChazBono December 24, 2012

Phelpsing 

When you fuck a house up so bad from a party it causes future parents to say no to their kids when asked about having a party
“Hey did you hear about the huge fucking party mike had?”
“Nah what happened?”
“Like 150 people showed up and were phelpsing the fuck out of his house”
Wow! Holy fucking dick cheese!”
Phelpsing by Ian the chink FTW March 18, 2021

Michael Phelpsing 

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.
"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."
Michael Phelpsing by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

phelpsing 

v.

To smoke some pot, especially out of a bong.
When I go phelpsing, I make sure I have nothing important to do afterwards, because I'd be too high!
phelpsing by lazyeye78 February 6, 2009

phelpin' 

Winning a number gold medals in a single olympic, dominating every other opponent (Michael Phelps).

A higher level of beasting.

Destroying your competition on the first take.
This dude came out of nowhere and started phelpin'.

Phelpsing it 

To choke at the end of a race. Named after a choke by Michael Phelps to lose a race at the 2012 London Olympics.
The swimmer was Phelpsing it it by slowing up at the end of the race.
Phelpsing it by Sajak July 13, 2014