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Testicles Exam Line 

A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.
Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
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fruit pastilles friday 

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.
Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!
fruit pastilles friday by Daws February 28, 2009

my cat ate my frogs testicles

i keep getting the answer wrong. that’s it. my cat ate my frogs testicles. peace out losers.

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch 

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.
John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
Word of the Day on June 30, 2024

these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"
White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"
these testicles by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009

pestilence 

A fatal disease, like black plague or bubonic plague
Alotta people have died since the pestilence known as SARS has entered the world
pestilence by George Chikko June 26, 2003

dreamybullxxx's Testicles 

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.
-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day