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A term often used by Minecraft youtubers at the beginning of their videos. The phrase climbed in popularity in late July 2020.
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neck beard percentage 

The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological
I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.

jizzing percentage 

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants
she has a jizzing percentage of 80%
jizzing percentage by EPrayer January 26, 2011

high percentage play 

Originally coined by basketball commentators, used to refer to a smart, and conventional move or decision made by a player, usually leading to a good outcome, such as a basket or foul on the opposing side.

When used in everyday speaking, it carries much the same meaning, and is usually used to point out whether or not a decision made was smart and paid off, or stupid and useless.
A: Dude.... I still don't have a date for the prom.
B: Just go ask (average girl) out, I bet she's on the same boat as you.
A: Screw her, I'm going to try asking (much more desired girl) to go.
B: Buddy, there's only a week left, it's not exactly a high percentage play, plus I bet she already has a date.
high percentage play by seouldout December 27, 2010

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.
Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

Cunt percentage 

Cunt percentage is the percentage of cunts in a particular city or per capita.
Roanoke Virginia has a very high cunt percentage.
Cunt percentage by Cunts-R-Us August 9, 2016