Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.

Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.

Pedding by JesterHat August 30, 2009

peboing

when you spend your life on bebo and go around other peoples profiles, read their comments/look at their pictures for no reason other than you're nosey

Scott: "Aww, well i don't think they go out anymore cos i was just y'know, peboing and she said 'fu, we're over.'"

AJ: "That's nice."

Scott: "Yeah"

AJ: "Pebo"

peboing by Amy-Jasmine April 13, 2008

pedging

when u hold in ur pee for so long that u have a similar feeling to edging which could get u horny

“i’m litterly pedging rn i have to pee so bad, it feels good tho”

pedging by cuocuo December 2, 2020

Pekoing 

The situation of you watching Pekora's stream, a famous Japanese vtuber. It also describes your potential of being a nousagi(fans of Pekora).

Are you free tonight 8？
No i will be pekoing at that time peko.

Pekoing by Mr. Bengo August 28, 2021

Pedroing

To abandon your friends after promising them you'll be somewhere

Also can be used if your friend leaves the lads earlier than expected in order to chin you all off for a 6/10.

*thinking that your mate will let you down by not turning up at the pub after turning all coms off to hang out with a six out of ten instead (in reality a five like Chinderella)

Andy: This stinks of a Pedroing
Godders: Agreed

*After being let down again by your mate:

Robbie: We've definitely been royally Pedro'd here.

Pedroing by dave godfrey October 29, 2014

Padoing

Breaking Rules

Rule number one. No padoing.

Padoing by actioniscoming September 27, 2018

Pedding

Any personal motive of transportation where one's feet are the primary source of propulsion. Encompassing walking, skateboarding, bicycling, jogging, uni-cycling, etc.

"Now just imagine if everyone did that while pedding along."

Pedding by gandgsand November 25, 2018