tube packed 

Getting ones vagina stuffed with a meaty dick

Girl I was so horn dog last night I basically begged to get my tube packed

tube packed by Cuzcuzinfo January 7, 2016

Parked in the Alley 

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

Parked in the Alley by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Peter Packed 

The gayest thing ever

Wow, that guy just peter packed his gay anal lover in the ass.

Peter Packed by Ryan Meezer August 3, 2007

packed up 

Dead, usually used in gangs to celebrate an opps death.

We smoking on that (name of dead opp) pack… that nigga got packed up.

packed up by SuperSilverHaze July 12, 2021

this isn't where I parked my car 

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

this isn't where I parked my car by ginger87 March 8, 2010

Packed 

full or crowded

We will be packed if Tom perfoms at our restaurant.

Packed by Hitlur April 30, 2016

Parked On Bateson Street 

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

Parked On Bateson Street by MattersMore May 28, 2020