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The act of organizing one's bedroom.

to organize ones bed room one must perform a series of acts eg: calling in the booty call in the bed, cleaning up the cooking crumbs in ones bed, covering up ones dirty laundry in ones bed & last but not least perform the ultimate orgasm spectrum in the bed. for the sake of having a bed in the bedroom
The act of organizing one's bedroom.

dean: hey jennyjugs wanna come over for a booty call?
jenny: what if your women finds out?
dean: what? that your a guy oh silly jenny she would only care if you were a chick!
jenny: well make sure you do the washing & clean up your crumbs
dean: dang! i know i have to keep my hand out of the cookie jar but i just cant get enough of that orgasm spectrum!
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Organizing Avoider 

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.
Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.
Organizing Avoider by Aceholes Live! September 2, 2022

Organising folders

when you tell your parents/friends/anyone who will listen that you’re going to your situationship’s house to “get stuff done”

spoiler:nothing gets done. not a single folder. not one

essentially a socially accept cover story for being perceived by someone you like. works best when delivered completely straight faced to a parent or older sibling. they know. they always know
we stayed up til 3am organising folders

panel of organizing produce 

Created to import Bananas in the 1930s by Keetan Owens, the POOP revolutionized trade between the Southern United States and Central America.
The Panel Of Organizing Produce created the market for bananas in a time when Northern states had no access to tropical fruits.

orgynizing 

The booking of spaces, sending of invites, washing of linens and creation of spreadsheets that goes into organizing a play party or orgy.
"I spent so long in Google Sheets my eyes are bleeding - I need a break from Orgynizing."
orgynizing by elferton August 11, 2019

Oryanizing

I'm oryanizing this party
Oryanizing by Suxxy Puxxy August 21, 2023