all up on my balls 

Up in someone's business, getting on someone's case, harping on someone, aggressively invasive or pursuant. Can be used to mean a woman whose aggressively pursuing a man. Can also be said all over my balls or just on my balls, or in terms of get off my balls or get off my back

My landlord was all up on my balls for the rent this month, dude needs to chill out

Your girl was all over your balls last night at that party

Man, why you all up on my balls, I already said sorry

Dude, get off my balls about it

all up on my balls by ptree March 25, 2008

suck on my balls 

A provactive statement popularized by Jeremy of Pure Pwnage, used to insist that the insultee suck on the balls of the insulter.

Kyle, suck on my balls.

suck on my balls by J-dizzizzle November 15, 2007

Icy hot on my balls 

Icy to chill the sack, and hot to soothe the nuts

I just put some icy hot on my balls, it burns so good

Icy hot on my balls by Dasbacon January 21, 2022

Bugs on my balls. 

1.Balls or cooter itches.
2.Has some kind of STD.

Damn dude, I got bugs on my balls.

Bugs on my balls. by Jaimey September 22, 2005

shitting on my balls 

Are you shitting on my balls is a phrase used also as "Are you kidding me" as you are in a state of confusion and disbeleive

"Tressie has scabies? Are you shitting on my balls?

shitting on my balls by joe Dion August 1, 2007

pissing on my balls 

When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.

“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”

pissing on my balls by robert’s deli December 30, 2021

Fart on my balls 

To sit around and do nothing

“I did nothing today but sit around and Fart on my balls”

Fart on my balls by Lindchi March 22, 2022