Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

Ball Noshing 

When a man gets his balls engulfed by over-sized vagina lips and then gets them stuck inside a vagina, where they begin to lose circulation by being noshed on.

" Quit Ball noshing me bitch, you given a new meaning to Blue Balls."

" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"

Ball Noshing by HA_13 May 3, 2014

pink nosing 

Stimulation of a woman's ego because she deserves it, and you know she deserves it, and she knows she deserves it.

I have been pink nosing the boss lady since I've started here. It hasn't earned me any pinkie points, but if does feel nice.

pink nosing by Chestnut & Hazel April 9, 2019

clown nosing 

When a woman is on her period and sits on a man's face leaving him with a red nose.

Julie and Greg were clown nosing.

clown nosing by Chilidoggin January 14, 2008

reverse brown nosing 

When the person you were previously sucking up to starts brown nosing you; also known as backwards brown nosing.

At first I was sucking up to Felly, but then she started reverse brown nosing me and complimenting me all the time!

reverse brown nosing by erieee January 13, 2010

brown nosing 

Kissing someones ass

"John was brown nosing David earlier!!"
"Yeah, John kisses everybody's ass!"

brown nosing by Enda McMahon April 30, 2006

butt-nosing 

When a jew is performing a 69 and his nose starts penetrating the woman's butthole giving her maximum pleasure.

Rabbi: "Dude I heard you did a 69 with that fat chick last night." Yechezkel: "Hell yeah, I was butt-nosing her the whole time."

butt-nosing by inlovewiththejuul September 24, 2017