Shorthand in North Yorkshire for a resident of the town of Selby. Sadly those of the chavvy town of Selby have a higher than average chance of being
alcoholic, or drug abusing, and/or educationally sub-
normal. These folks are sometimes referred to as
Normal For Selby when they abuse acute healthcare services and emergency services.
Nurse:"What you got for us then?"
Ambo:"Oh, nowt much, NFS. Never
even touched my tackleberry"
Nurse:"Put em in Triage"