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nextelling 

To be unintelligible due to digital audio breakup on a cellular phone. This is caused by excessive audio compression, marginal Radio Frequency signal and interference. The result is a sound that somewhat resembles a human voice. Named after the typical communication on Nextel’s Direct Connect service. Frequent users of such a system start to actually understand the gibberish rather than communicate using another technology.
1: Hair bar jew?
2: I’m at the Starbucks, where are you?
1: Muck rim raft rick
2: Okay, take your time. We can talk when you get here, you’re Nextelling on me.
1: Baiter rude
nextelling by RadioRay December 28, 2005
An effect exhibited in overcrowded offices, where nigellated individuals, who are not important enough to have desks, are forced to sit in the gaps between other people's chairs in the office, taking up a portion of the two neighboring desks, and invading the rightful desk space of those persons.
Kev: "Why is that retarded n00b nigel sitting so close to Tom?

Dan: "There are too many people in this office, just look - extensive nigelling in every area, not just next to Tom"
Nigelling by Choobs McGoobs May 27, 2010

needling the hole 

the act of taking something the width and diameter of a pencil, and shoving it down your urethra
the internet video kids in a sandbox features great needling the hole action!
needling the hole by Kiwiz23 June 11, 2009

Nevilling up 

When you go from an ugly duckling as a tween to an absolute stunner as an adult.
Matthew Lewis is the quintessential example of Nevilling up
Nevilling up by Dortmcgort December 25, 2020
the long-forgotten art of buying fake jewelry and passing it off to your friends as legit
Everyone thought that his watch was real, because he was so good at jewelling.
jewelling by Brandominance November 1, 2005

Needling 

To needle is to perform the act of sticking a needle down your own penis. Men do this for pleasure. Some men using utensils other than needles, ranging from paperclips, to knives, to even toothpicks. Toothpicks are not advised however, because some splinters can break off inside the urethra and cause intense pain.
Cleff:"Hey, do you wanna have a Needle Circle today?"
Jebediah:"Hell yeah! I got this new bomb ass needling pencil I wanna try out!"
Needling by DirtyGoolash May 21, 2010