Neutered warthog 

This is a Halo term, meaning a wharthog lacking a turret, these are usually found in campaign, or done by a glitch. The only purpose of having one is the fact that noobs heavily avoid this, as if their life depended on it.

PRO 1: "Hey, lets use tat's mods like consumer whores to get a Neutered warthog on our map so no people cheat."
NOOB: "HELL NO I need mah gauss cuz the game is g@y withoutz it because they is MLGEEEEEEEEEEE."
PRO: "Why did I add you?"
NOOB: "MLGEEEEEEEEE!@"

Neutered warthog by tat 1 dude July 21, 2010

Neutered Peanut Butter 

Smooth, creamy PB. Aka peanut butter with out nuts

Dude, Josh was eating some neutered peanut butter on a spoon yesterday! What a pussy!

Neutered Peanut Butter by newyorker478 October 28, 2011

neutered mouse 

A computer mouse with out a tracking ball. Similar to a bobbed mouse with out a tail. Could be both if it does not have a bad credit rating and still has some charge left in it.

Look at all the red blood under that mouse. It must be a neutered mouse.

neutered mouse by less than average May 10, 2007

neutered friendship 

a form of friendship that is severely limited by one or both person's marital status, job title, etc.

Basically, it can only be so much.

I realized that my friendship with Joanna was going to have to be neutered when our boss told her husband about me.

Our neutered friendship is restricted to short chats between shifts.

neutered friendship by elantzb December 12, 2011

Technologically neutered 

To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.

The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.

They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.

We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.

They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.

Technologically neutered by ColdheartedMatt May 8, 2012

Computer Neutered

When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house

Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?

Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .

Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?

Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.

Computer Neutered by troubledemon February 10, 2010

neutereditus

The symptoms suffered by an individual or animal after the testicals have been either removed or made inoperable. These symptoms are often mood swings, irritability, bitchiness and surrender of will to there woman.

Me-Why the hell did Tyler not go drinking this weekend?
Him- I'm not sure. His wife must have his balls again and is suffering from neutereditus.

neutereditus by ama806 June 16, 2011