nautical mile club
With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.
nautical mile club by sailor17 January 4, 2007
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Nautical Houdini
A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.
I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.
Nautical Houdini by dawave182 January 18, 2008
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Nautical Shloice
A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.
A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.
The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
Nautical Shloice by BMG2424 June 10, 2022
Nautical Nonsense
Nautical Nonsense by Fuddles the Gatekeeper July 27, 2010
nautical star
Nautical Stars are an old sailor's tattoo, sailors took on these tattoo's as before navigational equipment became available they would use the stars. Having the tattoo would be like always having a star with you.
These are now popular tattoo's, the their symbolism is now more of they're a symbol of following your dreams, or of security.
Sadly, a lot of jerks just get these tattoo's because they look cool and don't have a clue what they mean.
These are now popular tattoo's, the their symbolism is now more of they're a symbol of following your dreams, or of security.
Sadly, a lot of jerks just get these tattoo's because they look cool and don't have a clue what they mean.
nautical star by Sam Bickley January 30, 2005
nautical sharing
"I so want the bloodhound gang hooray for boobies album but i don't have enough money to get it off itunes."
"Dude are you dumb? Just go do some nautical sharing and get that shit for free!"
"Dude are you dumb? Just go do some nautical sharing and get that shit for free!"
nautical sharing by rachelsunshine August 1, 2010
Nautical Metric Fuckton
An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.
Nautical Metric Fuckton by Voideater October 5, 2011