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"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.

Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.

They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)
"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."

"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"

"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."

"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."
monties by Casey Johns July 21, 2008
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Officer of the Canadian federal police.

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Don't shoot him! He's a mountie!
mountie by GringoSuperStar June 2, 2003

grammar mountie 

Someone who gently corrects your grammar.

Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.
grammar mountie by nothing exciting December 30, 2016

full mountie 

Being fully nude except wearing a mountie hat
I walked in on Ted and he was full mountie; where did he get the hat?
full mountie by Ebanks January 4, 2010

mountie hat 

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?
mountie hat by whigrat November 15, 2018

brokeback mountie 

a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.
Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!
brokeback mountie by busterboner August 29, 2009
a small pixie-like creature that roams the mountains of Canada. Have been known to attack at random.
i'm going mountie hunting!
mountie by cailín beag July 6, 2003