Moonwalking on quicksand 

Expression used when someone tries to solve a problem, but in a crazy/absurd way that would most likely not work.

Matty didn't have money to go to the concert, so he went moonwalking on quicksand by robbing a bank and using his own car as a getaway car.

Moonwalking on quicksand by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023

Happy Moonwalking 

Happy Moonwalking is when a gay man is doing the moonwalk with a smile on his face

My friend was at a gay stripclub his face was smiling so wide he decided to do the happy Moonwalk as he was happy moonwalking he tripped

Happy Moonwalking by Happy moonwalking August 16, 2018

pizza moonwalking 

pizza sliding in a backwards motion

freak 1 :ay, yo, u see that Michael Jackson looking pizza on the super bowl last night?

freak 2: yeah, he was doing the moon walk, so he was a pizza moonwalking

freak 1: no kidding sherlock

pizza moonwalking by jace-luna January 9, 2021

michael jackson moonwalking

On meth

smh.. twiggas michael jackson moonwalking

michael jackson moonwalking by drugssssssssssssssssssssssssss September 23, 2017

the great moonwalking 

Generally, whereby a group of lickspittles and enablers of a person (for example, a political leader) explain how they were always against such person but secretly opposed them from within their organization.

With Senator Cornyn's stunt yesterday it seems The Great Moonwalking - in which an army of Trump lickspittles and enablers suddenly explain how they were always anti-Trump but secretly opposing him from the inside - is actually kicking off two weeks in advance of the election. - Josh Marshall

the great moonwalking by patchmonkey October 19, 2020

Moonwalkin 

The act of making it seem like your going forward when your really going backward.

Moonwalkinn is like getting back with your exgirlfriend when you really know it's not going to work... and trying to convince yourself, and others that it's a good thing going forward... but really steppin back.

Moonwalkin by Henry K. Priest November 16, 2005

Moonworking 

The illusion of making forward progress on occupational tasks while actually going backwards.

Similar to Micheal Jackson's Moonwalk but you're not as cool.

I've been moonworking all day, because the account executives gave me the wrong information.

Moonworking by LACTOAD November 3, 2009