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Monsterdew 

monster energy drink and mountain dew combined to make a mega energy drink
Why do you have so much energy man? Dude, i just had monsterdew!
Monsterdew by I3igIVIik3 September 1, 2010

Monsterstalker 

When someone do whatever it takes to stalk someone. They do not stop before they know EVERYTHING about them.

This is something teenagers use nowdays.
I met him yesterday, and now he knows everything about me! He’s such a monsterstalker.
Monsterstalker by Showering anyways November 19, 2021

Monsterating 

When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".
Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.
Monsterating by ChiliBoy June 17, 2012

Monstertat 

The tattoo that Rob Dyrdek got on his back of the Monster logo
Drama: I don't think you should get that Monstertat Rob
Rob: Why not?
Big Cat: Cuz it looks like a tramp stamp on steroids

Monsterbation 

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
Monsterbation by m.fucci November 5, 2009

monsterating 

When two or more women in a household are synchronized with their menstrual cycles.
I have to get out of the house this weekend. My wife and daughter are monsterating.
monsterating by jeff74008 May 28, 2012