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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
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credit monger 

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger
Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
credit monger by Max86 November 3, 2014
A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.

Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.

An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!

You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!

Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
Minge by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022
Used after descriptive words to add emphasis. Created by the class of 2022 at St Xavier HS in Cincinnati.
Dude, did you hear the about that guy that fell down the flight of stairs? Total clown mongenas.
Mongenas by Mongebus McJohnson February 16, 2022

magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Minge'atouille 

When a vagina looks horrible and completely unappetizing, but ends up tasting absolutely fantastic. Based upon the French dish that looks like stir fried garbage.
At first, it looked like I was about eat a re-fried blood bath, but it turned out to be Minge'atouille!

Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli

Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.

Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.

On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.
Minge'atouille by DMonkage May 30, 2014