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carpet mopping 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.
Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping
carpet mopping by the J-rod March 16, 2008
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v. to shoplift, to steal.
Drag queen: Gurl, the only way you got that Versace dress was you been mopping.
Mopping by fritterfae October 21, 2013
A 1337 person. Could be a nickname. The coolest person in town. Nothing can top the Mippens.
Dude, there's Mippens!
Mippens by Mippens15 February 24, 2009

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.
Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.
The "high quality" map games developed by paradox interactive.
e.g:
Hearts of Iron 4 and Europa Universalis IV
"Half my family is was in A&E, but i got to play some mappies" - Dan circa 2021
Mappies by Vandei January 3, 2021
Mapping is a niche genre of video on YouTube that usually involves a map and the countries on it are like sentient beings and talk for some reason. It's really hard to explain.
Person 1: What the hell are you watching Jimmy? Why does it say that the Fifth French Republic wants to have intimate sexual relations with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? That makes no sense!
Person 2: It's just mapping. It's really popular in like, uh, Bosnia-Herzegovina and stuff.
mapping by sabyrcus November 25, 2021