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Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022
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Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.
Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.

Mike Lindell 

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
Mankees are native New Yorkers who have an incoherent sense of importance and ability. They believe that they are the reason why New York City is a great place, even though they haven't made any actual contributions to it. They usually have never left The 5 Boroughs but have a strong opinion that nowhere else is better than New York. They usually think that they are the toughest and smartest people in the room 99.9% of the time. Not specific to any particular demographic, as they come in all shapes, sizes, socioeconomic backgrounds, genders, ages, and races. It is a portmanteau of the words Monkey and Yankee.
One time a chick at the bar told me she could tell that I'm not from New York, and I said thank god because the last thing I want to do is be associated or confused with Mankees. Because we all know Mankees are delusional AF!
Mankees by Option A or B July 16, 2019

Mike Love 

1. A portion of something that ruins the whole that it is a part of; especially after an initial period of apparent harmony.

2. A person who suffers from avarice, jealousy and megalomania simultaneously.
1. The reasons for the fall of the Roman Empire are numerous, but one of the most significant factors was the internal conflict between its elite during Late Antiquity. You could say they were the Mike Love of the Empire.

2. Paris Hilton is the Mike Love of the 21st century.
Mike Love by greenlectern May 17, 2009
the French pronunciation of monkey,
a la "Inspector Clouseau" of
"Pink Panther" movies fame.
"You're an ass minkey!"
minkey by Tom S. February 17, 2004