millenniumize 

Modernizing old-fashion stuff for the 21st century.

We hired consultants to millenniumize our business. It was time for us to stop operating out business as if it were the 1900's.

millenniumize by NinoBrown_NJC August 17, 2017

Now-Millennialist 

A slang phrase of someone in their 40s or 50s trying to be hip with current 20 something culture.

Zachary is such a Now-Millennialist. He always loves the latest music and fashion.

Now-Millennialist by Svetlana Svetikova fan May 20, 2021

millennialitis 

The belief of sales, marketing, and advertising professionals that the Millennial demographic represents a completely unique group of consumers and as such, entirely new approaches must be adopted. Even if the product you are trying to sell is intended for a completely different demographic, such as Depends Adult diapers.

I tried to explain to the Creative Director that the hipster didn't represent our customer demographic, but she's got a bad case of millennialitis.

millennialitis by Henkitime January 16, 2017

Millennialism 

A succinct lack of the ability on any person's part to accept responsibility for, find value in or work with any person, place, thing, thought, feeling or circumstance that is not handed to them in an exacting manner to meet their, and only their, specific whim - fancy and/or idiocracy.

All the protesters in the streets losing minds because their candidate lost a fair and lawful election were suffering from their own self imposed millennialism.

Millennialism by axeman0115 November 17, 2016

Millennialitis 

A mental disease that causes people born between 1981 and 2001 to believe that they are the smartest, coolest, and most entitled group of people that have ever lived. The disease is usually cured by inevitable doses of reality and eventual maturity.

Jason left a good job because he wanted to be on television and have his own TV reality show about his life. He is suffering from millennialitis.

Millennialitis by JaySon27 April 10, 2019

Millenialized 

When a millenial tells you, "It's actually not about you" in a condascending manner.

The young barrista millenialized the elderly customer by informing him the coffee was made the way the barrista intended, regardless of the customer's desires.

Millenialized by Bulldog586 June 16, 2018

millennialist 

Used to describe a world view that embraces changing values and methods to standardized beliefs. Adjusted lifestyles in favor of socio-economic trends. i.e. telecommuting, environmental preservation, etc.

Boss: Why does she want me to review it on the computer? I always want 3 printed copies before I make corrections for her to fix. Then she needs to reprint 3 more corrected copies.

Coworker: She's a millennialist. Corrections can be made on the computer.

millennialist by ashleydee13 September 14, 2017