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Mike’d 

The horrible bad luck outcome of when you encounter a person named mike.
I saw mike at Starbucks before work- I tried to avoid him but got mike’d - the elevator broke down on my way up to the office was stuck inside for 50 mins while dealing with a stomachache from the spoiled milk that I was served at Starbucks
Mike’d by Puli568 August 10, 2023

Mike D. Myers

Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.
Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.

Mike’d out 

To be absolutely off your rocker on a half pack of mikes hard lemonade.
Bro! I had 3 mikes at the party last night, I was totally mike’d out dude!
Mike’d out by Spacemanscuzz July 17, 2022

Mike D'Urso 

Mike is the most amazing boy in the world. He’s the kind of guy who’s extremely sweet, and is a bit of a bad boy with tattoos and piercings. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. One that if you get to know, can show you love, and give you a great time that no one else can do. Mike is a friend like no other, always putting himself second. He tries his hardest to make you happy. He gets down just like everyone else, but he always must make sure everyone around him is happy first. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways, which always reassures you that he loves you. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with Mike. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. If you capture his heart, you are the luckiest girl around. Because if you want the awesome sex and realness of conversation and understanding, its a perfect match.
Look at that Mike D'Urso.
Can you please be a Mike D'Urso.
Mike D'Urso by lorimay March 1, 2010

Mike'd Up 

1. An act of repeated hitting or striking.
2. A sound defeat.
3. To cause physical damage or pain to; injure.
4. To cause mental or emotional suffering to; distress.
5. To cause physical damage to; harm: The frost Mike'd up the orange crop.
6. To be detrimental to; hinder or impair: The scandal Mike'd Up the candidate's chances for victory.
"Damn, that bitch got Mike'd Up!"
Mike'd Up by MikedUp November 2, 2013

mike d’antonio 

Mike D’Antonio is the bassist and founder of Massachusetts metalcore band Killswitch Engage and Overcast. He is really good at what he does.
Oh shit is that Mike D’Antonio?!
Yeah! That is! He’s really good at playing bass!