Midlife Crisis 

A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.

guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro

Midlife Crisis by DERPdaDERPdaDERPdaDERP.......2 April 25, 2011

midlife crisis 

When your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it.

You see that old guy on the Harley, he must be having a midlife crisis

midlife crisis by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Midlife Crisis 

A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards.

Usually found near motor bikes and are the biggest softies you will ever meet.

"Wow john look at that Midlife Crisis over there"-Pat
"Ye Pat, must be about 5 of them"- John

Midlife Crisis by JammyDodger234 July 2, 2018

Midlife gender

When you get to a point in your life where you realise there’s not 11 genders and everyone is smoking crack you then go back to your birth gender as reality has hit

Vicky: I just turned 46 realised I am a women

Sev: oh Yh that phase when we we’re all smoking crack was crazy

Vicky: Yh THERES only two genders fucking idiots

Sev: Yh midlife gender when you realise you are your original gender is where it’s at

Midlife gender by Mekout April 27, 2020

Midlife Mike 

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

Midlife Mike by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016

Midlife booty call 

Casual acts of sex with new and/or previous partners.

Also see: swinging

The 50 year old man divorced his wife to see other people, but dates ex wife. This is what younger people would say is a "midlife booty call"

Midlife booty call by Papoose19 June 11, 2017

Midlife Hoe 

A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.

Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?

Midlife Hoe by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022