Microshmeetive

That moment when the dick isn't as big as you expected it to be, the first moment of disappointment.

Rachel had a microshmeetive moment when she realized the dick wasn't as big as she thought.

Microshmeetive by Nonstopthot101 February 8, 2017

Microshit Idiot Exploder 

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.

The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.

Microshit Idiot Exploder by grizmaster April 12, 2011

microshit 

What microsoft should be called because it makes such SHIT products like Winblows X-Pee.

XP=Shit with glitter
IE 6=Shit with glitter
MSN messenger 6=Shit with glitter
Any microshit product=Shit with glitter

microshit by microshit July 18, 2003

microphile 

A person who is sexually aroused by the fantasy of dominating miniaturized human beings. Some microphiles are also voraraphiles, sexually aroused by consuming the miniaturized people they fantasize about.

My younger sister is a total microphile! She swallowed one of those little green plastic toy army men, and had to get her stomach pumped!

microphile by Ace Corona January 1, 2009

Microhitler

It measures evil. A microhitler is equivalent to killing 6 jews.

"When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 microhitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter."

Microhitler by jess_sp August 27, 2012

Microsofted 

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc

Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"

Microsofted by Dinged June 17, 2013

Microsheep 

(n) 1. A person, or group of people, that buy a Microsoft product after being influenced by hype. 2. A person, or group of people, that buy a Microsoft product without first doing some research on the product they are about to buy.

1) My friend bought a suXbox 360 just to have downloadable content, but now that Microsheep is paying to use his own bandwidth to play games online and cannot watch high-definition movies.

2) Mostly everyone I know kept Windows XP but there are still a few Microsheep that insist on its dumbed-down incompatible version, Windows Vista, to be the best operating system.

Microsheep by Cleszczak December 24, 2008