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mendel's soup 

A website that devotes itself to a bunch of emo romantic crap, talking about "love" and "you were so great I can't believe we broke up I'm going to kill myself now". There are some pictures that creep in from the holy site of 4chan, but not enough.

These emo quotes usually take the form on an "artistic" medium, such as on the walls or on the body (few nude shots though...waaayyy too few). Pictures are usually full of nature and a bunch of other hippie shit, beaches with people looking out into them, and most have "artistic lighting" or whatever.

So go there if you're an emo bitch or fag and want to wallow in self pity/ your own splodge or whatever you people do.

Another portion is devoted to anime chicks, LOL cats, and...that's about it. There are GIFS and some videos, some are funny. Some are not.
Here are some actual quotes from mendel's soup:

"Please don't leave me alone with my thoughts"

“ I quit, I give up, nothing’s good enough for anybody else, it seems… when I’m all alone it is the best way to be. When I’m by myself nobody else can say good-bye. Everything is temporary anyway."

"Sometime you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say goodbye."

"Come live in my heart and pay no rent"

"Once upon a time we had something to fight for"

Excuse me while I wash off the gay.
mendel's soup by JSHT June 8, 2010

mendel bension 

A non binary Jesus duck that has a big dick and will steal your woman
Oh no it's a mendel bension he's gonna steal all the woman run
mendel bension by The lord Jesus November 21, 2021

mendel crew 

pretty much the coolest/ghetto-est gang ever
mendel crew is bitcchhennnn
mendel crew by eueadnadgnbd December 19, 2007

Nate Mendel

The current bassist for the awesome band, Foo Fighters

He joined right after Dave recorded the first Foo album. Nate's been there ever since. You go, ginger man!
Person:Nate Mendel?
Me:Yes!
Person:....never heard of him.
-pause-
Person:Hey have you ever heard of Blink 182? They like so OWN!
Nate Mendel by RedHotFoo September 25, 2006

Ms. Mendel 

A hot teacher at Farmington High School with giant boobs.
Holy shit, did you see the shirt Ms. Mendel was wearing today? It makes her boobs look huge!!
Ms. Mendel by jsfarmtown October 30, 2010

Nate Mendel

The bassist for the Foo Fighters
He doesn't get enough respect for his fucking amazing work
Nate Mendel's bassline in I'll Stick Around was fuckin AWESOME!
Nate Mendel by DudeBroKowski February 2, 2022

Owie Mendel

When you hurt yourself so badly that your hair falls out or causes such psychological stress that you go bald or have to have your head shaved.
Yea, I cracked my head open and they had to shave my hair off... talk about an Owie Mendel!

There were too many germs on my head so I had to go Owie Mendel on myself.

That test was so hard that I went Owie Mendel.
Owie Mendel by Hokey Playah August 14, 2012