mechanical pencil 

A pencil you do not sharpen. You simply click twist or push down to replace your dull or broken graphite. Most college kids use these to avoid getting up over and over.

old man"i've been sharping this pencil for 10 minutes and its still not getting sharp"
Community College Student: "here bra just click it and sit your old ass down.
old man "whats this?"
Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from Uranus now you owe me"
Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"
Student "uuuugh I guess"

mechanical pencil by Rebecka.wicker. January 16, 2009

Mechanical Animals 

an album released by Marilyn Manson in 1998--the album with the infamous tittied redheaded alien cover. Consisting mostly of well-produced glam rock (incuding "The Dope Show"), it served as the narrative sequel to the 1996 album Antichrist Superstar (though a lot of people never quite figured out how that worked exactly). It is considered by many (though not all) to be the band's best album to date.

A: Did you know that the title "Mechanical Animals" is an anagram for "Is An Alchemical Man"? So the cover really says "Marilyn Manson is an alchemical man."

B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.

Mechanical Animals by Gijy Tiwit June 19, 2007

mechanical digger 

Cockney rhyming slang for nigger.

"Jesus look at the size of that mechanical digger"

mechanical digger by TallAndy January 2, 2008

mechanical man 

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.

"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"

mechanical man by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Mechanical Digger 

A slang term for a nigger.

That is one black mechanical digger.

Mechanical Digger by dirty cunt January 5, 2008

mechanical advantage 

Making liberal use of vibrators, dildos, anal beads and other sexual devices to make a woman come to orgasm. Used by women in place of a partner, or by a man to a woman because he is too lazy, too stupid or too selfish to do it himself.

Sally wouldn't let me bone her until she came, but thank God for mechanical advantage, eh?

mechanical advantage by Petrodono November 5, 2005

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast 

You probably have made over 3 expensive builds, scours around group buys, have no money, favorited over 50 keyboard/switch sellers, and you hate mx browns(as you should my objective opinion is great), you are subscribed to all types of mechanical keyboard youtube channels, overall channels, build channels, sound test videos, and all in between. You probably have a very specific preference on what you love in a keyboard, and if someone robbed your house, all you would care about would be your keyboards.

Are you a Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast?

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast by solelyskyed February 8, 2021