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General Mclane 

The gayest high school in north-western Pennsylvannia. This school holds the record for totally out-gaying themselves more than one could have ever though physically possible. Seriously? Can you have a gayer mascot than a "lancer". Let's get real here. Being referred to as a hick should be a compliment considering all the other harsh but true words that could be said. When driving through Pennsylvannia, do yourself the biggest favor you could possibly do for yourself and skip past this town.
Greg: Is that General Mclane?
Peter: Just when I thought a town couldn't get any gayer!
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general mclane high school 

A Highschool located in Edinboro Pennsylvania, known best for sports achievements in 2006 when both the basketball and football team won State Championships setting a new record.

Also well known for musical achievements in both band and choir.

General Mclane 

General Mclane by Puuuuuuuuuuuud69 December 12, 2017

McLane High School 

McLane is a high school in Fresno California, which was named after some guy back in the day. It has your usual: jocks, preps, emos, "normals?", and just plain "wierdos". The school is mainly mexicans, blacks, asians, and the monority whites. You have your typical Fresno cheer: fat Mexican chicks and one skinny white girl. McLane and football is a no. They really don't win. Ever. As for other sports? Whatever, they suck too. The classrooms are really small, except for the classrooms BY the parking lot. The ones ON the parking lot are just trailers, and suck in the winter time. Its not the high school you want to go to. Just stick with Clovis school, or Hoover or Bullard if you to stick with Fresno. The only good thing, all the schools were jelous of the colors: black, white, and red. McLane's mascots were the Highlander guy and Scotty Dog. McLane for all rallies had Highlander dancers and Scotty Dog dance. They have magnet programs, and now Freshmen are forced into a "freshman program" and have longer classes than the other years. Theres a medical magnet, a art venture program, and some others. These are the only cool ones. With medical though, be warned, you will dissect cats for a few months. And they stink. Really gross. All and all McLane sucked, but just make the best out what you can. Good Luck.
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John McClaned 

Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights
The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.
John McClaned by Pipeline soldier September 14, 2014

Jack McLane

Jack is clearly the greatest guy you will ever meet, he has tons and tons of friends and women surround him always because they want to date that awesome man. Also, he is 100 times better than some mf named George.
oh my god is that Jack McLane? Jack McLane is hot.

sarah mclane 

A person that is attracted to girls.
That girl is such a Sarah Mclane
sarah mclane by Ghvvfgbvvvhsjbsbx November 29, 2016