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Fat Man's Cupholder

While you're doing your bitch or significant other in the anus, slyly replace your penis with larger and larger cylindrical objects until you can easily slide in a can of soda. At this point, you no longer need to hold your soda.
I got tired while boning you and had to set my drink down, but we don't have one of those mattreses that doesn't transfer energy, you know like in those commercials with the wine glass and the lady, yeah so I had to stuff it in your ass like a fat man's cupholder or something. Gosh that's a catchy name... anyway, so how about you and me hop down to the Canadian mattress and proctology imporium for all of our medical and bed needs.

Cupcake Man 

A Guy who was caught wanting to have sex with a underaged minor on the internet.
Bro are you talking to my 8 year old daughter. You must be a "Cupcake Man."
Cupcake Man by Sanspans February 12, 2025

mancupuncture 

A term girls or homosexual males use for receiving the male appendage in an oriface.
Gee whiz Marcy! What a stressful week! (Marcy) Why don't you try mancupuncture to settle me down! It works wonders for me!
mancupuncture by Al-katraz April 1, 2015
Make-up for men. Usually used by homosexuals, and/or transsexual/cross dressers.
Joe: Like, oh my God, Billy. Calm down and let me put on my mancup, if not, than how am I ever going to get a homosexual to pick me up tonight?!

Billy: I'm a homosexual, and you picked me up without your mancup on!
mancup by Tarah k January 18, 2007