malery 

Malery is a gorgeous name for a gorgeous person. She is the best friend you could ever have. She will make you laugh when times are tough, and always knows just what to say. Malerys will always be there for you to the end of time. Times with malery are always the best. She is amazing and all around beautiful inside and out. Malerys have a sassy side but they always come around. They love you to the end and if you meet a malery and you become friends, you better be damn grateful because you'll never find anyone better than them. You know you've found yourself a keeper

Guy 1: Damn, who is that??
Guy2: Her? Oh that's Malery!! Isn't she hot?
Guy 1: Oh yeah 100%

malery by Personoftheearth... September 18, 2017

Malort spritzer 

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

Malort spritzer by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

Mallory 

Unstable, quick to anger, loves cats and fire, and but will kill you

Mallory: Don't Piss me off
Person: *pisses Mallory off*
Mallory: *Shanks with a colored pencil

Mallory by TheDefinitioner54 October 26, 2019

Mallory 

Mallory.
How can you define her with words?

The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.

Someone so incredibly charismatic,

You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.

Mallory gave me the greatest gift, the knowledge to love, and to be loved in return.

Mallory by BabygirlJay July 17, 2014

Mallory 

She is the most beautiful girl in the world, you cannot compare her to anyone, she is smart, beautiful, lovely, kind and generous, so thoughtful, she has an amazing laugh that will warm your heart. When you talk to her she makes you feel loved and if your someone like me then your not loved a lot. She will make you cry bc she can have so much love on you. Mallory is the most important girl i have in my life. She is always there. I love her more than a friend as more than a best friend. Love you Mallory😘

Mallory-the most beautiful girl in the world 🌎

Mallory by Mr. Cry A lot June 11, 2017

Melory

Melory, the prettiest girl
on the planet. a melory is always there for you. she will never let you down and she is very talented and will most likely be rich when she’s older. all melorys are one of a kind.

Damn that waifu is such a Melory!

Melory by doodoogirl123 May 18, 2021

Ben Mallory 

The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.

Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.

Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.

Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him

Ben Mallory drove his K20 to the playground where he gets all the children at

Ben Mallory by pp deep rotten June 5, 2018