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lushis malfoy 

otherwise known as hair conditioner. The name was a term invented as a mickey-take name from the character Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter. His hair was known to always look smooth, soft and stringy. The same effect comes from hair conditioner.
Hey Tara, did you use Lushis Malfoy last night? I did, you can just feel the stingyness radiating from my hair. (over-exagerates hand moving through hair.)

Naw, my brother was in the the shower for an hour instead. But I think I'll use it tomorrow.

You better because then you might end up with hair like Hermione Granger's.
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A simple minded, oafy, ugly, and/or dumb motherfucker who is employed as a rent-a-cop.
You got a job working as mall security... Why do you want to be a lustig?
lustig by M. Berry December 17, 2005
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lusticle 

The usurped scrotum contents of a man in heat.
The lusticle took over the man's mind as he watched the flapjabber undulate under the influence of a well greased and deeply sincere yodel.
lusticle by iam3toed April 18, 2011
Definition for people who loves to be passive-aggressive. Often says LUL! and why....
me: come gank top bro. .

luhtis: LUL! you noob cant play on your own, why?
luhtis by muslimi969 November 9, 2016

Lustin' Bieber 

An extreme fondness for twink singing sensation Justin Bieber
"I'm Lustin' Bieber, man!"
Lustin' Bieber by tylercee December 23, 2009

Lustions 

A portmanteau of Lust and Emotions.
Synthetic emotions brought about by deep lust for an individual. Often the product of being "in like" with someone.

Lustion is a temporary state and can go either way - given time, it could dwindle to nothing or burn into true emotions.
"Sarah says she's got deep feelings for Dave, but it's just Lustions."

"Ahh, Claudia is so hot, I've got some crazy Lustions for her right now. I hope she calls me back."

"I can't tell if it's actual feelings or just lustions..."
Lustions by isthiscanon July 5, 2009

Lust is lust 

A term that experimenting teenagers use to justify their actions. Typically used to explain hook-ups or one night stands. Gender doesn't matter, as long as you know the person on some level, and you're both sexually curious.
"Ew is it true that you made-out with Selena last night?"

"Hey lust is lust man."
Lust is lust by Zetaz October 2, 2011