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cunt locksmith 

Jesus Christ , Karen stop being such a cunt locksmith, I think this guy's really cute.
cunt locksmith by Stanley K April 9, 2021

Louisville Locksmith 

The act of an inverted backwards 69 while scissor kicking involving two men and insertion of both parties.
get ready for this louisville locksmith...im gonna jackhammer the shit out of you!

Banana locksmith

A gentleman who inevitably finds his way into a lady's bed
I heard someone say that Samuel is a virgin, but in reality, he is a banana locksmith
Banana locksmith by SoFilthy April 9, 2026

master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith 

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.
Cocksmith by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Master Cocksmith 

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..
I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..
Master Cocksmith by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017