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Penis levitation 

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.
"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

Damage Limitation 

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.
Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.
Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

levitating 

A song by dula peep that gives me serotonin.
"have you heard of levitating by dula peep"
"yes it really brightens my day"
levitating by jadethebhaddest April 19, 2021

Levitating man 

When you and your friends are so cool, people don’t get you. You levitate
why are so weird? No dude I’m a levitating man.
Levitating man by Laronduh February 5, 2021

Levitating 

Levitating is a song by Dua Lipa. On tik tok, it has become very popular. People say this song has “crack” in it (meaning they cant stop listening). It’s just the song that gets you in the best mood.
I’ve had Levitating on for 3 days straight.

Michael Levitating Singularly 

From the intellectualized rendition of "Michael in the Bathroom" by the Be More Chill cast. The intellectualized line of "Micheal Flyin' Solo" Also the title of the intellectualized version of Michael in the Bathroom
No one: Hey did you see that new song "Michael Levitating Singularly" by The Intellectuals? It's sooo GOOD

Literally everyone: No chap. I have not. Are you sure that exists?