Learned to play the clarinet at school 

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

Learned to play the clarinet at school by lscamander November 5, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

learned the clarinet at school by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School 

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

Learned the Clarinet at School by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

learned the clarinet in school by J.H.W. November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

give a fantastic blowjob

Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

learned the clarinet at school by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012

William Laredo 

William is a fat blonde kid from marine park that can be seen in his natural habitat of riding a scooter and playing rust

Kid 1: Oh shit is that William Laredo?
Kid 2: Run.

William Laredo by KanyeWestFan666999 August 2, 2022

fast-laned 

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.

"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"

fast-laned by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014