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Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.
Doug: "Goddammit son of a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me! FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."
Lakitu by dugald January 1, 2005
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The most fucking awesome amazingest most beautiful woman in the world!
Dude, Lakiah is fucking amazing.
Lakiah by Alice Awesomepants June 24, 2012
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A beautiful girl. If u meet Lakira she would be the best friend you ever had. She be very important in your life and will stay with u forever and ever. When/if you meet Lakira you will know u guys will be best friends. STAY FRIENDS WITH LAKIRA.
Lakira I can't describe her she is just straight up perfect!!!!!!!!!
Lakira by Bestdefinition June 8, 2015
A very sexy girl with street and book smarts. She's determined to live her life to the fullest and needs no help in doing so. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets and she's got that whip appeal. All around she's lovable and cuddly but don't let the baby face fool ya!
Guy 1: Hey dude what's up with Lakia?
Guy2: Don't ask, that was my number 1 but I messed around and got cut!
Lakia by CiCi216 February 7, 2010
You're a brick house! Now go shake what yo mama gave ya!
Lakita-A real head turner. And knows how to work that thang too!
Lakita by Goodie Mobb February 6, 2010
Lakita is a (saasy)girl hot and sexy killer eyes.True person she is the girl who has many problems in her life but still knows how to (smile) she is girl how is (amazing personality) knows how to capture (attention) she is the girl how has million dollar smile people are lucky to have her in their life. Faith in (Karma)
I'm lucky I have sister like (lakita)
She is amazing sister.
lakita by Riddhi rathore September 2, 2018
A very loyal person, will make you fall in love, she is very unique and different from the rest, has a beautiful spirit but can come off as mean until you get to know her
"Lakisha's so loyal"
Lakisha by Hj2345 April 24, 2017