done you like a kipper 

When you make someone your fool

Legend: "Want to buy a snowboard?"
Kipper: "sure, how much mate?"
Legend: "£300?"
Kipper: "Awesome"
Legend: "ahh only cost me £200, done you like a kipper!"
Kipper: "Where does that saying come from anyway?"
Legend: "From me when I sold you a snowboard!"

done you like a kipper by theRealPhantomPleaseStandUp January 12, 2015

Kipper Conundrum 

A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.

Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.

Kipper Conundrum by Braschmeister October 8, 2008

Salted My Kipper 

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

Salted My Kipper by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009

Kippered

When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."

Kippered by MoneyGString May 7, 2017

Dirty Kipper

A colonial era cocktail believed to have been first made at Jessop’s Tavern in Old New Castle and served to Founding Father Caesar Rodney. It was originally made with Madeira and salted kipper. Today, Dirty Kippers are typically made with kipper (or any variety of salted fish) with tequila.

Rum and Coke is fine, but what I could really go for is a Dirty Kipper!

Dirty Kipper by Certified Mixologist January 13, 2019

kippers 

Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.

Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.

Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?

Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!

kippers by veeds1 September 8, 2009

kippen

A person who does what they want, regardless of the very rules they set forth. Usually giving zero fucks.

Boy, Kippen just added Alex to our Facebook group. Are you. Fucking serious?

kippen by P Hoag August 16, 2017