Stone Kippered

When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'

'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'

Stone Kippered by El Poogo February 12, 2009

Keppered 

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

Keppered by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

kipperdick 

KIPPERDICK: not caring, Not giving a sh_t, Not giving a kipper's dick

He doesn't give a kipperdick about the results of the test

kipperdick by innovate October 16, 2017

Keppered 

When the owner of a discord server (Yonkycord) partakes in intercourse with another’s mother.

“Ever since my mom met that guy, she can’t stop getting keppered! He must be really good at banging!”

Keppered by Fatherfigure October 25, 2024