kindling war 

When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth

In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.

kindling war by The_Cheater7 May 8, 2010

Kindling Wars 

A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003

In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,

Kindling Wars by butters Ghost October 22, 2017

Kindling Jig 

The acting of rubbing ones feet together like a cricket impulsively when you lay down in bed.

Alex tried not to do a kindling jig when he got into bed with Alice but he couldn’t help it

Kindling Jig by Spicysirachagirl April 30, 2020

hell kindling 

When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.

"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."

hell kindling by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

Smelly kindling 

An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire

“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”

Smelly kindling by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018

Kingling 

The esteemed individual who consumes the last Yuengling beverage, this hero among mere peasants must then wear the packaging on his/her head. The Kingling is one of the highest ranks known to man, higher than the pope.. or whatever.

Jessica saw a strange man passed out with a box on his head. She bowed her head in respect, this man was the Kingling.

Kingling by oksloth September 17, 2012

Kidling 

a child.
young girl.
longing for love.
lives life and wants to always be happy.

Aw look at that kidling.

Kidling by s3love May 11, 2009