Kewen 

An obese big headed small dicked chinaman who commonly recieves penis infections. The Kewen likes to enlighten himself with his grandmother and always aims for top scores in class orelse his grandma spanks him.

Student : Your such a Kewen.
Teacher: "breaks down crying" Detention after school *sob*

Kewen by Grandma Kewen May 28, 2011

harry kewell

Also used as Northern English rhyming slang for cool,as an extension of the internet version kewl.

"There's no charge on the door and the DJ is great tonight."

"Harry Kewell"

harry kewell by Skylar K. Write July 11, 2006

Kewebo 

A trick to make a fool out of someone.

How many inches is the kewebo on your computer?

Kewebo by Kewebo Master July 3, 2010

keweener 

An odd being. She likes Bo Burnham.

A keweener is in town.

keweener by CluelessPotato May 24, 2018

Keween 

a human who draws very well. who is also not very potatoey

you are such a great keween omg

Keween by CluelessPotato June 1, 2018

Kewen 

A true person who absolutely loves animals, particularly dogs. The name Kewen originated from Victorian times where dogs where particularly common. It was associated with people whose pet dogs were their absolute priority and many became beastaphaeliacs. Many Kewnens became infected due to these intimate relationships with their dogs and were ridiculed.

Oh my god, lets walk on that side of the road, a Kewen is over there looking at my dog!

Kewen by John Blackadderness May 28, 2011

Keweo 

Keweo is a word that is the cousin to kewl which is that auntie too cool but keweo is much more hip

John: That movie was soo keweo

Margret: Woo hot word

Keweo by Rhys_rereashe April 16, 2009