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verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".
Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.
Jinked by Boxling December 8, 2009
Related Words
Jonked janked Junked joned Jonker jocked jonkey Jooked jonned jorked

Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO
Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Speed Jocked 

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed
Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30
Speed Jocked by lilnater July 12, 2009
adjective used to decribe an act of pure genius
"Dude, that combo marker is fuckin jonken!"
jonken by Jorges Busch October 9, 2005
To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il
"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("
Jonged by Abdul Nusrat May 30, 2007

jenked up 

Person 1: "Watch me goatsie that pineapple!"

Person 2: "Dude that's jenked up!!"
jenked up by Ripster1234 May 1, 2011